squinch

What is done to a ginch (c.f.).

Hey, Ohio, squinch that ginch!

by Lord McSquinch (bart.) October 31, 2004

squinch

a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam

If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her

by porkpie hat October 3, 2003

Squinched

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose

OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!

by Inzaen April 4, 2021

Squinch

Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.

The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.

by Phuqit November 11, 2006

Squinch

Closing of the anal sphincter to pinch off a poo

Oi mate, where's the loo? I need to squinch a woggle?

by Squinchywoggles October 9, 2021

Squinch

To narrow the distance between your lower eyelid and your pupil.

While being photographed by the paparazzi Brad Pitt threw in a squinch.

by Squinchmeister November 27, 2013

Squinching

When your pussy quivers

Dude i’m squinching!!! He’s so hot

by LilDDDDDD28 September 25, 2017