squirmish

noun:

1. When worms have a fight.

2. When Sarah Palin doesn't know a word most third graders get right on their English Vocabulary test.

1. The squirmish was bloody victory for the larger worm, with many hearts lost on both sides. The loser dried into a crust on the sidewalk, where it was idly picked at by a bird.

2. Sarah Palin: "I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing - do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?"

by Heligoland43 April 19, 2011

squirmish

A word that a rural, inconsequential uneducated woman uses when trying to explain foreign policy decisions that are beyond her understanding and in a country outside the view of her porch.

...do we use the word war, do we use the word intervention, do we use the word squirmish?

by mados123 April 16, 2011

Squamish

One of the best places ever! Eagle capital and recreation capital of the world! You only have to drive an hour south to shop in vancouver or a half hour north to snow board in whistler. But you get to come back to squamish where everything is great! Climb the Chief, wind surf, see a mixture of city and beautiful wild life. And p.s. Those who say Squamish is just a pitstop between Vancouver and Whistler are actually just ignorant people who drive past the town on the high way. You cant tell how big a town is when you drive around it!

Squamish is the best fricken place on earth!

by becauseido September 8, 2007

Squimsh

To press something into a smaller space or to flatten. Simultaneously squishing, squashing, smooshing, and mushing an object.

I am being squimshed in the backseat!

Aww, the banana got squimshed in the bag.

by 11RiverSong11 September 27, 2020

Squamish

The act of snowboarding while high on marijuana

Yo do you guys wanna go Squamish this weekend

by SnowboarderJed February 6, 2010

Squirmish

(1) Sarah Palin trying to say skirmish (2) Two worms fighting each other

Sarah Palin, "Did you see that squirmish?"

Jon Stewart, "Two worms are fighting?"

by 13thirtyseven April 25, 2011

squirmish

A skirmish that makes Tea Partiers squeamish.

Sarah Palin was wondering if the situation in Libya was a war, or a squirmish.

by CryingPrunes April 14, 2011