squifter

Squifter; Very rare in america today. A squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight asses can emit. In today's large assed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. Heaver woman are capable of emitting "hissers, gulliens, and rastallions...but not squifters.

I could not believe Marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed ass would have fit into a baby's booster seat! As she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us I suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! I was so excited...an actual squifter! My mother told me "If a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice...you marry a girl who can squif son!

by Vinter May 1, 2008

Squilvis

1) Any small, furry animal. Particularly one of unknown species or peculiar temperament.

2) Commonly used in Duluth, Minnesota as a synonym for cat.

1) There is some kind of squilvis creeping around by the edge of the woods.

2) Hey, I'll catch up with you guys in a few minutes. I have to feed my squilvis.

by GoRoX November 25, 2011

Squilder

pronunciation: (skwil-der)

An orgasmic scream at the height of ecstasy launching out of a woman's mouth uncontrollably

i made her squilder

she squildered so loud my neighbors woke up

her squilder made me laugh

by Johnny Eberto August 3, 2009

Squiffoid

Slightly drunk. A bit like being drunkified.

I only had one beer but I'm already feeling squiffoid!

by loulahoula May 26, 2013

squidlippin

when coming off the lip of a wave in big surf, and your body resembles a squid

dude, that wave was so huge I was squidlippin all over the place

by maxbandit September 13, 2014

Squilliam Fancyson

In the TV show, Spongebob Squarepants, Squilliam is Squidward Tentacles' rival who made millions of dollars doing what Squidward wish he could do. Squidward always tries to impress him and usually ends in an epic fail excluding the episode where Squidward had a band.

I need a 5 diamond restaurant because I told Squilliam Fancyson that I run one!!!

by jayslover January 4, 2009

Squiflop

Squiflop is the sound which the "Killer Boobs From Hell" make when they escape from that Russ Meyers movie and come bouncing down the street to attack and destroy you.

*Squiflop* *Squiflop* *Squiflop*
"What's that sound??"
*Squiflop* *Squiflop*
"Oh My God! They're Huge!"
*Squiflop*
"Nooooooommmmphmmfmbmbm"

by samiyam April 11, 2005