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Cock Squiggler

Originating from the lakes of Lancashire, the "Cock Squiggler" is one of Britains most notorious Cock artists. Using an unusual and provocative art form, the "Cock Squiggler" draws massively detailed penises in the dirt of cars, vans, Windows and it has even been recorded that he worked in disguise as a face painting artist for the GOSH children's charity. The "Cock Squigglers" work has been criticised and damned heavily by critiques, but many people believe the "Cock Squiggler" is a breath of fresh air to the industry. The artist is however now a fugitive to the state, fleeing 10 years imprisonment after a "mass cock vandalism" that took place in the car park of a pub in Northumberland. Although this has not stopped the artists work, as he has since released his new art collection. This art collection features pieces such as 'The surprise penis', 'Learn em with that', 'Veins in my eyes', 'Splash attack', 'Woopy don't stop' and his most renowned piece to date, 'Pegging in the park'.
by Border January 10, 2019
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Squibbed

To show an unexpected victim a photograph of Oscar nominated actress June Squibb
Ah man, I’ve totally just been squibbed
by SquibbSquabb February 27, 2022
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Squabble Snake

1. A girl of alarmingly small stature; she is always short and, in practically every case very skinny as well.
Not only does she have these inadmirable traits but, in addition, she always acts fiesty and quite often is an annoying bitch.
Maret School President, and perhaps the most respected man when it comes to these matters, woo, recently expressed his sentiments on squabble snakes in an interview with Time Magazine, stating "when i see a squabble snake i usually like to keep my distance, however, when they are extra annoying, i sometimes need to act out of character a little bit and tear their clothing off and inflict pain."
Jose Contreras: How would you describe a squabble snake?
Bruce Lee: She is the kind of thing/girl you would pay money to kick.
by benny b from the bronx November 2, 2004
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Squabble up

im liljaime squabble up ded homies good lookin
by Squabble up January 27, 2021
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Scrabble Squabble

An argument over the legitimacy of a word played in Scrabble. Also used to describe the bickering and accusations that come with challenging the use of an awkward word.

Alternate spelling: Scwabble Sqwabble
After playing the contested word "Swags" for 18 points, a Scrabble Squabble ensued.
by taro sez October 4, 2011
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Squabble

A way to collect what you’re owed by starting a dispute with someone on Squabble, an app for iPhone and Android.
Arthur: Can you believe that guy still hasn’t paid me yet?
Estelle: Just Squabble it; that's how everyone gets what they're owed now.
by Dennis Jez September 23, 2019
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Mad Squabbles

Being Good at fighting
(someone just finished beating 5 people up)

Spectator: You got mad squabbles boy!
by J DaMan February 19, 2009
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