Squib

A short, witty, satirical comment in speech or writing.

He enjoyed sending squibs to the local newspaper.

Squib by Larstait November 14, 2003

Squib

A Member of Bangor Quidditch S.Q.U.I.B ( Society of QUIditch in Bangor), Bangor University's (Wales) Quidditch team.

I'm proud to be a squib.

Squib by BangorQuidditchSQUIB March 5, 2013

squib

<Noun> A member of a pure-blood wizarding family with no magical powers because of some defect in the person's anatomy.

The janitor at Hogwarts is a squib, and cannot perform magic of any kind.

squib by Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic July 12, 2005

squib

A kid who can not function as a normal human being, often obsessed with pop culture or magic.

"Look at Greg, what a squib."

squib by Whhhaaaat? January 28, 2005

Squib

The condensation between the base of the scrodem and the anal opening (usually caused by stress, work, or an intense game of hockey). This is the primary cause of male chafing.

Dude, I got so much squib its leaing through my boxers. Got a kleenex?

Squib by Butcher1977 February 5, 2010

Squib

One who does not know how to work freeview

"oi change the channel, oh wait you cant your a squib."

Squib by theresareasonwhyshescalledruff May 17, 2008

Squib

Large piece of fatty substance around the neck and cheek area. Thought to be magical in its properties. Often used as a sex aid.

She has a fat squib or damn that squib is both fat and juicy

Squib by teh_pwnerer January 11, 2005