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Squatch

The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.

The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.
Hey man you need a haircut. Your squatch is looking pretty bad.”

“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”
by MaGiC48x January 13, 2022
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Squatch-tard

A person who is simultaneously a Sasquatch and a Retard. This could be accomplished by having a very tall person who has retard behavior, or by having an abnormally tall person with retardistic facial expressions.
Sarah, stop propping your chin on the rim of the basketball goal, you're slobbering all over the net....Ya freakin' Squatch-tard.
by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009
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squatchee

What is the button on top of baseball hats? A Squatchee!
by Mr. Travis December 27, 2013
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squatching

Entering wild lands in search of evidence for the Sasquatch, The legendary bigfoot, a large bipedal primate sighted in many parts of the USA.
Let's go squatching.
by Frank Vincent Lauria December 19, 2008
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Dr. Squatch

The pinnacle of manliness. An all natural soap for men that changes the your shower experience. Use with caution, you may just become too irresistible.
"Dude, James stole my girlfriend..."
"Ah, he must shower with Dr. Squatch."
by drsquatch November 6, 2019
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Squatch Knock

1. The knocking of blocks used to attract mythical beasts called Sasquatches.

2. The rythmic pounding of the squatch for hours or days on end.
1. Those faggots from Finding Bigfoot Squatch Knock continuously in order to attract the elusive Sasquatch.

2. I squatch knocked Austin's mom so long last week that she moaned like a ghost and her squatch could take absolutely no more knocking.
by Squatchknocker247 January 24, 2012
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Jase-squatch

A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.
"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019
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