squadge

To squeeze or manipulate with the hands; usually used as part of a derogatory phrase. Scottish in origin, popularised by Chewin' the Fat.

Go an hen, gi' us a squadge av yer fannay.

by Malcy Bee February 13, 2005

squashetti

Spaghetti dinner made with squash.

“Tonight we are having squashetti for dinner.”

by Squashetti February 17, 2020

Ye Squagellgaster

A way of calling an idiot out mainly used by pirates
// Squagellgaster means Idiot with 0 IQ like so dumb that they not even as smart as a platypus

Get back here ye squagellgaster.

Ye squagellgaster stop arguing with the manager!

That squagellgaster failed her blood test!

by Seataiii January 15, 2023

squashed frog

The art of taking your knob and balls out and pressing them against a glass door or window for all on the other side of the glass to see. Works best either completely naked or at least with no pants.

I decided to show the girls a 'squashed frog' on the weekend while they were having a cocktail party. They were less than impressed.

by Break the Cycle March 21, 2007

Squashed

When you settle an argument; when you're no longer upset/interested in a dispute.

Bob: I'm sorry for picking a fight with you last night.
Dave: It's squashed.

by Los Angelina May 11, 2009

Squashed tomato

When a person has had hardcore sexual intercouse with a ranga, and the ranga is left out of it, and can't move for a while.

I had a squashed tomato last night, she couldn't move for hours.

by Sexbombbomb November 22, 2011

Beef squashed

The suppression of certain temporary aggravations between acquaintances.

The phrase is a dependent clause, not a verb or a noun.

Beef squashed, let's go to the bar together.

I love you man, beef squashed.

#beefsquashed

by 4bobthekiller June 20, 2022