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squirtleing

Attaching a water gun to a turtle and inserting the tip of the water gun into your anus or vagina
Oh man I love squirtleing
by Dididudijsksisiskxixixid November 22, 2016
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Squirtle the jiggle puff

Let me squirtle the jiggle puff babbyy
by cricklecrackelemmefap August 17, 2017
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squrtle

when you cum so fast and hard the overwhelming amount of cum drowns your partner and you stand over their died body and shout triumphantly water gun! Then you scream as you dissolve into a bright white light and evolve into a blastoise.
Babe want to try squrtle tonight
by Kermitfucker January 10, 2022
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Squirtle!

It used to be what this turtle pokemon would yell in a hoarse voice when it squirted water out of it's mouth. Now, it what you yell when you shoot your load into a girl, preferably imitating the hoarse, messed up yet triumphant tone of the turtle pokemon as your dick, squirtle-like, shoots it's fire fighting fluid.
girl: Oh Baby, that feels so good, please don't shoot into me!
guy: Squirtle!
girl: Fuck, you are retarded. And now you are going to be a daddy.
by mr. squirter April 16, 2010
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squirtle-squirtle

A word used to substitute "shut up". This has dervied from men who used to play pokemon, a popular tv-show. They were tired of one of their friends talking and they said "squirtle-squirtle."
"Yo squirtle-squirtle!!!!!!!"

"Yo squirtle-squirtle b***h!!!!!!!!!
by Omar Jones April 6, 2008
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Squirtleing

when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
Max:Dude, whats squirtleing.
Lucas: Bro, you don't know, it's when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
by lil guillermo April 9, 2019
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Squirtle

When a male whips out his penis while screaming "squirtle i choose you" then he yells out "use bubble beam" at this stage the male shoots out bubbles made of his ejaculate, which are free to float around and burst in peoples faces.
Person A:Did you see john squirtle at the cinema?
Person B:Yeah, the son of a bitch hit me!
Person A:Suck shit!
by XenonNe May 8, 2013
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