sluanus

sluanus is the human personification of how a rotten orange clings to a hot sidewalk. her obsession with #hooters has taken up her entire life, and she's destroyed friendships because of it. she has the personality of an old man who just learned what dabbing is. avoid at all costs.

wow, you're really sluanus-ing it up today. maybe stop that.
[e-mail] is a haunted email. please be cautious when approaching.

by sluanus May 11, 2021

squanurble

super nonsense

Billy is full of squanurble, always making stuff up.

by poon snarfy March 3, 2015

squanis

When a dude has a square shaped penial gland.

Bill: I had to break it off with my gf.

Todd: why?
Bill: I was to edgy.

Todd: but you're so chill.

Bill: No I mean like my dick. It's a square. I have a squanis.

Todd: the fucks a squanis?
Bill: look it up in urban dictionary.

Todd:(looks it up) JESUS CHRIST!

by Space Punk! May 15, 2016

squaushage

Refers to the units of measure that determines how much uncomfortable compression that a dude unintentionally subjects his love-pipe to while mounting a bicycle and accidentally pinching said tallywacker between the seat and his thigh.

Wearing a jockstrap can sometimes reduce the risk of squaushage in that it helps to keep your "equipment" tucked back up in where it belongs, but depending on the location/configuration of a particular dude's guy-junk and how hot/humid the weather is, those beastly elastics can often **cause** more discomfort/irritation than they prevent, especially if the dude is fairly well-endowed "down there" or possesses an unusually-large/flattish butt --- those pinchy straps and the quilted-surfaced cup can be a nightmare of pressure and chafing.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

squants

a bad case of the shits when you're having intercourse

Phoenix: Last night I had the squants with Nathan.

Cindy Lou Who Wang: That shit sucks I had it with Michael the other week.

by Michelle Obama 2020 July 1, 2019

squantswise

Southern idiom for something that is crooked or off angle.

That porch is built squantswise.

by Sparky919 January 10, 2024

Splonald Squanson

Splonald Squanson is a man who walks through life not knowing where he may rest his head. But as long as he has his mixture of illicit drugs, he will be ok.

This man also may smell of carrots, and will have a creamy demeanor about him. You've been warned.

Member of the Dean Koontz family tree.

"You're a real Splonald Squanson."

"Guzuntite."

by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021