squanker

A rich yellow man.

Ben is a squanker. Screw that guy.

by SwaggyJuniour August 9, 2016

Squanker

The type of wanker that has a shitty squonk vape device. Previously known as a 'Squonk wanker'.

"Seen that 'old man mahogany' wood squonk that wanker Leigh uses?"

"Yeah bro, he's such a squanker!"

by Err! ban dicks May 22, 2018

squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.

God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.

by Volktronn February 26, 2018

Squanker

Someone overly feminine who vapes using a squonk that is also a wanker. Aka a 'Squonk wanker'.

Why are using a squonk and not a mech mod you pussy! You're such a squanker!

by Err! ban dicks May 26, 2018