Squanching

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When you just be chilling and shitting with your homies

Me and me homles just be squanching at Lamar's house

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squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face

Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!

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Entering wild lands in search of evidence for the Sasquatch, The legendary bigfoot, a large bipedal primate sighted in many parts of the USA.

Let's go squatching.

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Ant'wan, Ca'tron, Knighttrain, and Ma' key$ha spent the afternoon squanding.

Squanding by Codegreen February 26, 2015

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The act of taking a photgraph of an unexpecting person fairly far away so as to give the appearance/idea of the famous Big Foot photo.

I was squatching that kid, he looked so unexpecting in the photo.

Squatching by Marty2694 November 11, 2012

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The act of laughing so hard you sound like your Spongebob on drugs. Usually used when your friend gives off a retarded vibe.

*Friend sends you something funny but very utterly retarded*
Me: HOLY FUCK IM SQUEACHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!