Squaids

A fictional disease made popular by RWJ (RayWilliamJohnson) of YouTube.
You contract Squaids by having sexual intercourse with a squirrel.

The name is derived from "Sqirrel" and "AIDS".
The only known cure for Squaids is to "Do a mom". Preferrably not your own mom, because that would be wrong.

Guy 1: "So... I have Squaids."

Guy 2: "That's too bad man... You could borrow my mom if you want?"

Guy 1: "Dude, that would be great!"

by ToXXicTeRRor August 16, 2010

Squaids

Squirrel AIDS.
It's an unfunny meme created by Ray William Johnson.

RWJ Fan: YOU HAVE SQUAIDS LOLOLOL!!!1
Person: IT'S NOT FUNNY.

by 102928374 March 7, 2010

Squaids

Squirrel AIDs. A very serious someshitting problem you get from banging squirrels.

That squirrel has aids!

No... it has Squaids.

by Koinu&Dee January 19, 2010

SQUAIDS

SQUAIDS.COM is actively making an effort to infect the internet with SQUAIDS. We call this the SQUAIDS PROJECT. Looking for the best a creative way to tell someone they have SQUAIDS on camera. The term seemingly coined by Ray William Johnson 's =3 YouTube channel. Its a rare infection at this point being posts up only began in early 2009 starting with Red Squirrels in the UK.

Man that F**k'n squirrel bit me!! "You now have SQUAIDS" said Pond Scum.

by thejonez2069 January 14, 2010

Squaids

Serious shit, man... serious shit...

You + Mr./Mrs. Squirrely = Squaids

by 8498598 September 15, 2010

SquAIDS

A specific strain of the HIV virus that leads to Squaids. It is extremely painful and involved sprouting a tail and climbing trees.

"Dude, get the fuck away from that infected squirrel, you may get squaids!!!"

by Donnyell Bourgeios January 26, 2010

Squaids

1- Squirrel AIDS. AIDS from a squirrel.

2- an excuse to opt out of sex with friends.

Def 1-
Documentary: "Do not follow beastiality, you may get Squaids."

Def 2-

Chick: "Wanna do it?"
Dude: "Nah, man, I don't wanna get Squaids."

by Texxas August 8, 2010