A specific strain of the HIV virus that leads to Squaids. It is extremely painful and involved sprouting a tail and climbing trees.
by Donnyell Bourgeios January 27, 2010
Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.
by SlimSquaidy March 22, 2021
by xtinct2 January 04, 2010
A disease you get when you, all of a sudden, think it's okay to fuck some squirrels. Results-You fucked some squirrels.
You+Idea to bang Mr. or Ms. Squirrel=Squaids
Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"
Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."
Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"
Guy 2 "Squaids man,"
Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."
Guy 2 "Yeah..."
Guy 1 "......"
Guy 2 "..."
Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"
Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"
Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."
Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"
Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."
Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"
Guy 2 "Squaids man,"
Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."
Guy 2 "Yeah..."
Guy 1 "......"
Guy 2 "..."
Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"
Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"
Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."
by AwayWeGo April 15, 2010
I got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS
by Cloud_Strife January 25, 2014
An epidemical disease plaguing squirrels, rodents, and celebrities as we speak. Also known as Squirrel Aids
Squaids. It's some serious shit!
by jackaroo194 January 13, 2010
To have squirrel aids.
by Tylerh1994 January 16, 2010