Scerpes

Scerpies is when someone has scabies and herpes at the same time. They have Scerpes!!

OMG! Don't touch him, he has SCERPES!

by Sunglasses @ Night July 12, 2010

SPErpes

SPERPES refers to an outbreak of herpes amongst the brothers of Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, hence the SPE - ERPES.

The brothers of the SigEp chapter at Vanderbilt University all contracted SPERPES from their groupies.

by SPERP April 26, 2007

serpes

A venerial disease contractable by having sex with the reptilian aliens who masquerade as humans and control all world governments.

"Did you hear she got serpes? Yeah, she's been sleeping with a senator.

by AsaTJ May 30, 2011

Serpes

The virus caught by those new to search engine marketing. Typically characterized by beginning to use the abbreviation SERPs in conversation and email. Further, those newly infected will display a heightened interest in analytics and any shred of information regarding the algorithms that determine how pages rank in search engines.

Leads to becoming an Algoholic.

Ooh boy I just gave my new clients teh Serpes - they just sent me links to Search Engine Watch articles from 2004.

by GFrench February 23, 2008

Squerpes

A case of herpes so severe that your genitals begins to squirt gooey projectile vomit uncontrollably.

I went down on a rotten looking weiner with a bad case of squerpes. Now I'm blind with eye herpes.

by ejthegr8&pwrlss December 9, 2011

Scerpes

A disgusting combination of scabies and herpes

The hooker down the street gave me scerpes

by Charles H. Noonan May 26, 2017