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Spurt Scrying

Reading the future by studying the patterns formed by semen after giving someone a facial.
"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."
by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008
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Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .
Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.
by Chawkerr February 8, 2018
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Talking sporty

To speak in a hype manner usually about something or someone that has you upset.
Man , I heard Earl was down there at the stow talking sporty ! Boy had yo name all in his mouth.

Say brah, come at me again talkin sporty and we gon be throwing some knuckles!
by DC64 July 22, 2017
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Spursy

Tottenham's consistency fail to live up to expectations, drop points in crucial games that should have been won, and miss stunningly simple chances right in front of goal.
ex. Spurs fans are feeling something new; JOY! Happiness! They are winning, nothing could go wrong... JOINK! And the opposition have equalized, OH! And there's another, this is devastating for the fans. THAT'S SO SPURSY!
by SonOfATottenhamFan December 15, 2016
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Spursy

To consistently and inevitably fail to live up to expectations. Involves visions of grandeur/being immensely deluded only to bottle it again and again and again whilst pretending not to care.
"Hey, did you see Spurs get knocked out of Europe by the 8th best team in Belgium last night?"

"Haha, yeah. That was so Spursy."
by BallStreet February 24, 2017
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slurty

adj. a combination of flirty and slutty referring to the extreme state of being flirty, affectionate, and immodest when drunk. Often characterized by hugging/kissing when the victim has sent out no vibes or invitations to do so, as a person in this state is filled with remarkable self confidence and believes that anyone, regardless of sexual orientation, would be honored by his/her touch. In some cases can be found endearing, but others may find it annoying or offensive.
girl 1: (in a slight state of shock) "Um, so she def just kissed me on the mouth."

girl 2: "Oh, don't mind her, she's just slurty."
by Lucy-Loo June 19, 2011
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Sporty

when things are getting tense between individuals

escalateing tense uncomfortable
it's getting sporty up in here
by DESTRUCTA-X October 27, 2017
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