Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.
ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!
That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
by Philly Ree August 14, 2008
Get the Witte's Great Spurt mug."Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."
by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008
Get the Spurt Scrying mug.The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .
Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.
by Chawkerr February 8, 2018
Get the Spurt Scrying mug.A spurglar is a woman who steals sperm to “accidentally” fall pregnant.
A woman who tricks a man into having a baby.
A woman who tricks a man into having a baby.
by Jay Fro August 26, 2013
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To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.
by Leewrong August 31, 2017
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Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.
Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.
by RandyBob June 12, 2019
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