An elderly homosexual pervert from Springfield, MA. He is obsessed with "pig fucking" and semen, he is very well-endowed, and he often calls random people in order to engage them in explicitly sexual conversations.
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Named after so called "Spring-heel Jack" a notorious pickpocket and burglar, active in Manchester(England) in the 1950's
Jack(Spring-heel)McMaster was finally caught in 1959 after committing an estimated 900+ offences. Though he never used violence,being too fast to be caught,he was sentenced to 8 years in gaol. He escaped from Strangeways gaol after 3 days and was never apprehended again.
Named after so called "Spring-heel Jack" a notorious pickpocket and burglar, active in Manchester(England) in the 1950's
Jack(Spring-heel)McMaster was finally caught in 1959 after committing an estimated 900+ offences. Though he never used violence,being too fast to be caught,he was sentenced to 8 years in gaol. He escaped from Strangeways gaol after 3 days and was never apprehended again.
It's generally safe in Barcelona, but you've got to watch out for spring-heels.
Be careful ...watch out for spring-heels !!
He's OK, but he's a bit of a spring-heel Jack (said as a term of endearment)
Be careful ...watch out for spring-heels !!
He's OK, but he's a bit of a spring-heel Jack (said as a term of endearment)
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A way of playing the I message game 8 ball where after the game the loser has to give the winner head in the school bathroom. It's becoming very common among the closeted gay highschool community.
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Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!
Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!
by Soul_Driver October 4, 2019
Get the Bruce Springsteen mug.Is a nasty ass trashy, dirty place in the southwest corner of Missouri filled meth, homeless, with people with more felony convictions than they have teeth. People in Springfield are of contradictions. The 6 figure, yuppy wannabe rich classless people eat ham sandwiches with a cup filled with pepsi, yet they look down at you. People in Springfield are people with no sense of aesthetic. The girls here are overweight, with badly groomed hair, yet give looks of disgust to anyone who looks in their direction that doesn't look like Brad Pitt. The people in Springfield are overall racist, yet most women have at least 3 mixed race kids out of the 5 kids they have between 5 fathers.
Springfield is a larger place in an area with nothing but empty fields. Secularism is one of the few cosmopolitan qualities that have slipped in, but despite that even the secular population maintain the same protestant melody of exclusion, shunning those in aren't in their group.
Springfield being several years behind everyone thinks craft beer and IPAs are the coolest thing ever. They're complete try hards. Seeing a fat, 35 year old beer dude who looks like a dollar store-version of Seth Rogan are still common sights.Their music consist of various wannabes who think one day they'll break out by being one of the tons of acoustic guitar guys playing trite songs. Springfield trying to act like they have anything cool going on is like watching a retarded man pretend to be smart.
Springfield is a larger place in an area with nothing but empty fields. Secularism is one of the few cosmopolitan qualities that have slipped in, but despite that even the secular population maintain the same protestant melody of exclusion, shunning those in aren't in their group.
Springfield being several years behind everyone thinks craft beer and IPAs are the coolest thing ever. They're complete try hards. Seeing a fat, 35 year old beer dude who looks like a dollar store-version of Seth Rogan are still common sights.Their music consist of various wannabes who think one day they'll break out by being one of the tons of acoustic guitar guys playing trite songs. Springfield trying to act like they have anything cool going on is like watching a retarded man pretend to be smart.
Kim Jung-Un: I need to find a target to drop a nuke on.
North Korean adviser: How about Springfield, MO?
Kim Jung-Un: No, that place looks like its already been devastated.
North Korean adviser: How about Springfield, MO?
Kim Jung-Un: No, that place looks like its already been devastated.
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Get the Spraying and Gaying mug.Charlie Spring is a character from the book/tv-series "Heartstopper" played by Joe Locke. He falls for a boy named Nick Nelson that he sits next to in his form. You should watch- no- YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH HEARTSTOPPER BECAUSE ISTG IF YOU DONT YOU WILL REGRET IT. IT WILL LITERALLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
Charlie Spring is a character from Heartstopper (on Netflix and on Webtoon) Played by 18 year old actor, Joe Locke.
"I really like the character Charlie in Heartstopper."
"I love Charlie, I relate to him so much we're practically the same person."
"Oh.. Are you okay?"
".... What?"
"I really like the character Charlie in Heartstopper."
"I love Charlie, I relate to him so much we're practically the same person."
"Oh.. Are you okay?"
".... What?"
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