Sprouting bullock

v. The act of lying extensively, oftentimes, ridiculously, for fun or because he/she wants something from the person he/she's lying to.

ex.
Person 1: Seen that weirdo cat-loving eHarmony girl on YT? Is that actually real?

Person 2: Nah, methinks she's sprouting bullocks.

or
Guy: When I'm with you.. I'm on top of the world.. I don't wanna miss a second wit...

Girl: yeah whatever... I see you're sprouting bullocks again. What do you want this time?

n. Douche, bullshitter, lying scumbag, dick. Basically, all negative behaviours put together into that person, e.g. a rockstar. (some rockstars, i mean.)

'Sprouting Bullocks' would be a very good name for a rock band.

by ThrivingspockIvory June 18, 2011

Brussel Sprouting

When you accidentally make someone paranoid by saying something that has no paranoid-inducing qualities

Nick is brussel sprouting Christie by cooking and saying Brussels Sprout, making her go crazy.

by 3rana July 31, 2019

Sprouting Vagina

when a person over reacts in anger toward something that is not important; getting overly angry for the situation.

"dude, when i told James Lee i didn't wanna hear him talk about North Korea again he started sprouting vagina and yelled at me."

by MR.MCCOY September 22, 2009

A Sprouting Whale

When someone pisses up some chicks asshole.

I pulled A Sprouting Whale on Jenny from the block.

by Stuart H. Littledick January 11, 2007

sprouting a tail

the act of feeling poop come out of your butt, usually when you think you are crapping or when you have to defecate, but you are not near a toilet

Dad, I'm sprouting a tail. We need to get home FAST!!!!

by Daddy longlegs 69420 October 24, 2018

Sprouting Flower

Male ball trick that requires pushing the penis downward into the abdomen and pulling the ball sack over it. When the ball sack is carefully pulled back down, the penis slowly sprouts back to glory.

After nailing The Flying Squirrel, James brought down the house with his Sprouting Flower.

by akaakbar October 16, 2009

Brussel-Sprouting

When another man cums all over another mans balls.

'I was being sodomized by my buddy and at the point of ejaculation he pulled out and brussel sprouted me.'

by Stuart Slater March 9, 2005