spronkey

SpRoNKeY, pn.
Humorous and funny creature residing at www.spronkey.com

Lo SpRoNKeY!

by spronkey November 30, 2003

skronked

A verb describing the 1 man 1 jar incident. (In which a man is expanding his asshole with a glass jar and the jar breaks) the sound represents the jar shattering inside the mans body.

"Man Jeff got skronked so hard"

by Nota possum April 19, 2016

Shronked

Owned; defeated; pwned; beat (at a game).

1. I totally shronked you in Mario Kart last night.
2. GET SHRONKED!
3. After she beat me in 5 consecutive games of Mortal Kombat, I had to admit I'd been shronked.

by questioney March 10, 2019

Spoonked

Spoonked is a term used to express a feeling of fear so great that you immediately reach climax.
Basically you get so scared that you cum.

Chris showed me a picture of a really scary looking chick but she was kinda sexy so I got really spoonked

by AnKaTPG April 3, 2021

Sprunked

It's when you chug 600 can of sprunk and make the reality crash indefinetly even using saves

Joel sprunked GTA: San Andreas definitive edition after 1hour of drinking sprunk

by Renardeau November 20, 2021

Sprocked

When you are "on" from Adderall. The feeling of euphoria and focus.

I took an adderall and im sprocked! This guy took adderall and he was sprocked

by Dxterus May 26, 2022

Spronket

A name given to someone who likes to throw spanners at a mechanic and leave them concussed.

Gale: Oh you Spronket Bill, you left Dan unconscious!

Bill: Oh I hate being a Spronket!

by TBLamb February 10, 2023