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Spermy Butthole

A mixed drink. One part guava pineapple juice (or something similar), one part Mountain Dew, one part Red Bull, and two parts vodka. Named so because you're likely to have one after you drink something this gay.
Eric is 6'4'', 330 lbs, a construction worker, and drinking a spermy butthole. I dare you to call him queer.
by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 15, 2011
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Za Dom Spremni

Definition of Za Dom Spremni:

When someone says "Za Dom", you say "Spremni"

Croatian 1: Za Dom?
Croatian 2: Spremni!
by based134 August 14, 2021
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spermy eyelash

When a girl/man/animal/cross gets cummed on so much that their eyelashes get glued together by the cum.
Me - "I sprayed my semen all over your mums face last night"

You - "I know she couldn't see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash"
by miaden_mental January 31, 2009
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spromyk

A mix between the Norwegian words sprø (crispy) and myk (soft)
used to define something that is both crispy and soft in texture.
Spromyk
The shrimp is very spromyk which is why I don't like to eat it.

These frozen marshmallows are very spromyk.

Raw mushrooms are spromyk.
by Mr. Some1one October 17, 2023
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Spermy The Fish

Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!

Spermy desires a penis, you see.

In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.

He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile

Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.

Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB

Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.

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by QuickDick the Terrible February 5, 2010
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Sremyag

Comes from the Urdu words Srem (meaning ass) and yag (meaning sex). Therefore meaning anal sex.

It can also be used in a threatening way.
"Dude i totally had sremyag with that girl last night!"

"Shut the fuck up or im going to sremyag you."
by Swampthom May 2, 2009
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Spermy Wermies

Dat hawt, white, sticky liqwid dat daddy gives you and it taste oh so yum and makes you feel so tingly wingly inside of ur tummy wummy UwU
"Pweese gimme ur Spermy Wermies daddy UwU"
by Brokenslang May 14, 2020
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