Poo Spackle

The result of when you do a poo and it rockets out of your ass, spackling poo all over the inside of the toilet bowl as if a poo bomb went off.

Dammit, Jeff, why'd you have to go and leave poo spackle all over the inside of my toilet? Now it's all dried to the sides and when I flush, it won't come off. Grab a brush and start scrubbing my toilet bowl clean, you fucker!!!!

by GreatMightyPoo73 December 11, 2011

sack spackle

when a guy wipes his ass back to front, smearing shit on the back of his scrotum

Dude, I took a solid beef shit and when I wiped I totally sack spackled myself.

by Guts February 17, 2007

spackle the ceiling

1. Codespeak between guys meaning to masturbate excessively... Also 2. To come so hard while masturbating and after looking down and not seeing any results realize that is what is dripping on your forhead because it landed on the ceiling.

2 dudes conversing in the presence of females...
Dude1: Man you missed an awesome party the other night, where were you?
Dude2: Uh, I stayed home man I had to ' spackle the ceiling.'
Dude1: I heard that

by roosterjackson70 February 17, 2017

face spackle

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I put enough face spackle on her to sheetrock and wall.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

Sprankle

To spread/sprinkle joy, happiness and pure awesomeness, leaving a trail of said awesomeness behind you wherever one may pass...

Sarah sprankled harder than anyone you imaginable.

or

Keep Calm and Sprankle On!

by six1seven1 March 13, 2014

Navajo Spackle Job

When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.

Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.

by Burque' January 11, 2009

human spackle

The act of finishing off on a girls face and then using your dick to smear your recently departed swimmers all over her face.

She was giving a great BJ so I covered her face in my Human Spackle.

by Matt_Foley* May 30, 2014