Spouse

spoon mouse

spo(on)(mo)use
spouse
its a mouse that likes spoons and is as small as a teaspoon. They are as sweet as sugar cubes and like tea parties

"i have many spouses"

"waow, how did you get so much spoon mouses?!?!?!!?"

Spouse by Chara, the demon August 27, 2026

Spouse

spoon mouse

spo(on)(mo)use
spouse
its a mouse that likes spoons and is as small as a teaspoon. They are as sweet as sugar cubes and like tea parties

"i have 20 spouses"

"waow, how did you get so much spoon mouses?!?!?!!?"

Spouse by Chara, the demon August 27, 2026

Spouse

Not a hoe, bitch, wife, or wifey, girlfriend, or concubine; he or she is some other mans marriage you overthrow and have sex with.

Omgosh, I am banking a spouse off this Lt. Col.

Spouse by Movevision November 3, 2026

Spouse Arrest 

It is basically when you aren't allowed to go anywhere because of a controlling wife or husband. Spouse Arrest can hit at random times or, even worse, be quite frequent.

Joe: Hey, do you want go go bowling later tonight?
You: Sorry Joe, I'm on spouse arrest -_-

Spouse Arrest by Nick Alexander July 27, 2008

spouse without benefits 

noun: a heterosexual companion of the opposite sex with whom one spends a great deal of time and shares a deep level of comfort but has no intimate relations. Usually both members in a without benefits union are single. The relationship is also often characterized by sarcasm and other behaviors typical to a married couple who have been together many years.

I can't find a date to bring to the BBQ, so I will bring my spouse without benefits.

spouse without benefits by Amber K. June 15, 2008

Spouse-Jack

Hijacking your spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend online account (Facebook/Twitter/etc) that has been left logged in and unlocked (Laptop/Phone/Tablet) to post funny messages as them.

I forgot to lock my iPhone and my wife Spouse-Jacked my Facebook account.

Spouse-Jack by futiles September 5, 2010

Spouse Louse

When a non-famous person shows up at an Awards Ceremony, leaching off their spouse's fame.

"Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's husband at the Oscars?"
"No, but I saw a donkey in a dress with some dude."
"Yeah, that's them. Her boy's such a spouse louse!"

Spouse Louse by Pissed Off Customer August 3, 2012