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Naked spooning

When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.
Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)
by LLeaky June 7, 2018
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poo-spooning

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)
Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"
by Assy Johnson November 4, 2011
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Silver Spoonin

"sil-ver" - "spoon-in"

noun,
1. A person who promulgates their entire success as being attributed to their parents' own accomplishments.
2. A person that, by accident of birth, believes that they do not require to work hard throughout life as they will be provided for entirely by their parents.

Origin
2011-2013; < Canadian
Easy, guys... I put my big girl panties on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time...Except once they're on, my parents are wealthy, so they're just going to provide for me however I want.

Oh Boy, there he goes again - always silver spoonin'!
by jxf163 October 8, 2012
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spondiferous

So amazing that it seems almost impossible to believe.
When the numbers come back, you're not gonna see good, you're gonna see world-beating, outrageous, spondiferous results!
by Diego del Sol September 5, 2014
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Spoonie

A word used to describe a person with a chronic illness, which originated with the spoon theory that helps explain what it's like to have a chronic illness to people who are in good health.

It is very popular amongst people who suffer from P.O.T.S.; Post Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome, which is a form of dysautonomia characterized by many symptoms which includes fainting, extreme fatigue, low bp, fast heartrate, hypotension headaches, low blood volume, exercise intolerance and more. It is chronic and has no known cure although large amounts of salt in the diet, drinking constant fluids, compression stockings, and medications have been known to help with some symptoms.
My favorite spoonie items are compression stockings, shower chairs, and salt tabs :)
by LittleGus April 21, 2018
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Spooning

It’s when Daniel takes out a spoon from his lunch box and proceeds to hit you with it
Me- Daniel what are you doing
Daniel- IM SPOONING YOU!
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spooning buddies

A friend who all you do is spoon but not will happen romantically other than spooning
Danielle and I are spooning buddies but nothing else will happen between us.
by Tom Aaron September 8, 2005
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