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spoogehog

A spoogehog is a young lady that just loves to suck down all the spooge that she can get her cumbubblin lips on. If ya dont know what spooge is, look it up.
1) Dude, I was toast after I boned her butthole for an hour but that spoogehog blew me til I got off three more times last night.

2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.

3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
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Spoogebob Spermpants

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.
When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
by scodder May 15, 2010
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Spoogebob Fudgepants

a sexually deviant act performed by a man (first name: Robert) on a woman whereas the woman proceeds to shit her pants (whilst wearing them) and the man shoots his hot baby-gravy on said shat pants, the woman then proceeds to clean off the Fudgepants by consuming the mixture using only a wooden spoon.
I picked up this chick at Target and gave her the Spoogebob Fudgepants in the dressing room.....she had a lot of nerve, didn't even thank me and sheees did that joint smell
by cornfritter December 29, 2010
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Spoogeman Jenkins

An individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a dildo. Also known as a person who releases anal man juice at the sight of elderly man. Thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations.
Ahhh what is that crusty paste like shit on that jerbrones pants? He obvioulsy just prematuraly ejactulated in a public place for no good reason, hes a Spoogeman Jenkins

Hey dude you don't even have a dildo you fucking Spoogeman Jenkins!
by The OSJ October 20, 2009
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spoogeball mcgee

A male or female who's sexuality is in question or has been known to guzzle cum.
You're such a spoogeball mcgee.
Well if it aint spooooooogeball mcgee!
You know she's a spoogeball mcgee, right?
by Andre McCullough December 14, 2008
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spoogebeast

A tough and virile man. Renown for his sexual prowess and potency. Enormously attractive to women and envied by lesser men.
Jane: I'm exhausted and can barely walk after spending all last night having sex with Mick!
Mary: Yes, he did me the night before. Mick sure is a spoogebeast!
by Mick_SB July 7, 2007
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Spoofbag

A name given to "Josh Langley" after he wanked off in a bag.
Haha your such a spoofbag!
by Team. K E Z Z July 24, 2004
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