spontaneously

Doing something unplanned or unrehearsed

My wife has spontaneously cooked dinner

by Smartgirl100 April 6, 2016

spoonerflap

The area of the breast that rests on the owner's torso when in the standing position.

The doctor lifted the woman's spoonerflap and placed it on the mammography machine.

There is a video on YouTube called "Melons Crushing Melons" showing a woman crushing a watermelon with her breast by slamming her spoonerflap into it repeatedly.

by mikerspd October 1, 2009

spooner street

In Family Guy the street that the Griffins live on.

Guy:Do you know where The Griffins live

Other Guy:Are you retarted? 31 spooner street.

by Matt Wentzel February 1, 2008

Spontaneous shitting

When you have a big juicy Five Guys cheeseburger and 45 minutes later you shit yourself in the most embarrassing situation. This usually happens when the burger is made with jalapeños and hot sauce.

Last night I was hanging with Carol, and just about as I was ready to stick it in, I had a spontaneous shitting. It was all over he place. She laughed.

by Fnseriousdude April 20, 2010

spontangerous

Concoction of spontaneous & dangerous, as made popular by Chevy P of Field Mob.

To get on the backseat while driving is usually quite spontangerous.

by ricci-s September 1, 2010

Spontanehate

Spontanehate combines spontaneity and hatred. It is a spontaneous, often unexpected expression of hatred. Spontanehate is mainly, but not exclusively, expressed verbally.

Tammy spontaneously began projecting her insecurities and misfortunes on her longtime friend Charlene:

Tammy quips, mean mugging Charlene intently, "You're so fat and ugly it's funny. I'll never know why your man wastes his big dick on a basic bitch like you."

Charlene calmly responds, "Don't spontanehate on me because you're poor, your man is gay, and your kids are illiterate."

by DonBIll July 10, 2015

spontaneous head

Oral sex that is not requested, expected or prepared for. Common traits of the receiving parnter usually include shock and awe followed by extreme happiness.

Brendan was only on a second date with this girl, but when she came with the strong spontaneous head after dinner, he fell in love.

by Zack, Spontaneous Head Fan January 2, 2010