SpongeThrob

when you are watching spongebob and look down and suddenly realize you have a boner

henry: dude anthony, did you see that new episode of spongebob?
anthony: nah dude, i dont watch that show anymore cuz last time I got a small case of spongethrob
henry:dude, you got a boner for sandy?
anthony: actually it was from squidwards nose. It excited me

by EnergyDrinks17 October 23, 2010

Spockstar

One who lives in his parents basement, and throws Star Trek themed ragers. His Spock impression is unparalleled, and all of the slightly more attractive, yet still grotesque convention babes are all over him. Often seen using an authentic TOS communicator and wearing faux pointed ears.

M: Hey! You want to go over to Kenny's place? He's throwing a 72 hour non stop Voyager marathon party while his parents are vacationing in West Virginia.

K: Yeah!
M: It's a red shirt and badge event, no Vulky's allowed
K: Kenny is such a Spockstar.

by moosir2u July 16, 2010

Spongeward

Two people who despise oneanother but are also gay for each other

Spongebob and Squidward are obviously Spongeward

by rededadeln January 27, 2021

Spastic Songster

Someone who consistently gets bored about halfway through a song and submits to the urge to skip to the next one; usually when everyone else in the car is still enjoying the current song.

Jim: "Seriously, stop forwarding to the next song after we hear the chorus!"

Joe: "Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a spastic songster."

by smokingmole April 7, 2010

spongetrick

spongey asshole bitch whos stupid

someone who wants everything that you have

"OMG where did you get that cause i really want that and u have to tell me or else so that we can be matching!!!!!!!:"
"ur such a spongetrick!!!!!!!"

by amazing persone February 6, 2009

Spongegar

One of the most dank memes out there. He's used for awkward situations such as when you get caught passing notes in class or when a school shooter finds you hiding in the bathroom.

I was like Spongegar when my mom purposely walked in on me when I was taking a shower.

by Failurebitch December 15, 2017

slangstar

Someone who is superb on selling illegal goods.

Troy sold a pound of weed in one day, man he's a "slangstar"

by remote1985 February 6, 2010