Spongebag

what you feel like when your girlfriend decides to leave you for two months and you no longer have anyone to watch the iconic television show SpongeBob SquarePants with.

Girlfriend: “Baby I wanna drink tea and watch spongebob and let you play with my hair rn.”
You: “I know baby, I’m feeling like a real Spongebag rn.”

by TeaSpillingSpongebag July 22, 2019

Spongebabies

Ask the dumb boy who made it

Still they are right idiots

We are faves

Spongebabies are good

by Sonnysbagel November 17, 2019

jewish spongebath

to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz

mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.

by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009

saskatchewan spongebath

to give your brother/sister a sponge bath

JOE: last night i gave my Jessica a spongebath
DAVE:isnt that your sister?
JOE: ya .....it was a saskatchewan spongebath

by me1989 November 18, 2009

SpongeBacillus

A highly disturbing SpongeBob YouTube poop video by Awful Fawful

Spongebacillus aka "sponge bacillus regularis porous existence" is a spongebob YouTube poop parody that contains of Gore, snuff (fake), nazism, bombings and more sick stuff.

"I just seen that YouTube video spongebacillus, I slowed it down and I gotta say...never again".

by Killabones August 24, 2022

spongeballs

after you have been fucking so long, your balls are spongey....

Why are you limping. I fucked Kiesha till i got spongeballs

by larrylance December 22, 2008

spongebanger

A musical composition, often hip-hop/rap, involving the likeness of characters from the popular Nickelodeon cartoon series, "Spongebob".

"John, did you hear Glorb's newest spongebanger?"
"Yeah dude, that was indeed a spongebanger!"

by robbyyyy March 23, 2024