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McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program

McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.

Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
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spousal eunuch

A spousal eunuch is virtually identical to the 'spousal unit', but without the sex. Unlike ordinary eunuchs, spousal eunuchs usually have existing and potentially functional genitalia, but have stopped fucking their significant other for reasons which do not pertain to physical endowment.
I've been banging this married chick because her spousal eunuch can't get a boner without first being subjected to sexual domination. How refreshing it must be for her to get laid by a dude who doesn't have a ball gag lodged in his cake hole!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 20, 2010
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spousal unit

Good generic term for your husband, wife or partner, especially when you don't want to mention a specific name in your blog or novel (or you can't remember.)
My spousal unit is really annoying today.
by PsychoPuppyDad January 8, 2009
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spouseapedia

1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.

2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.
1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.

2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!
by Leif February 2, 2009
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Shofu

A streamer and youtuber who is known to "run the set" from time to time. He's also andre the giant 2.0.
Verlisify: im the best smasher of all time, not even Shofu could beat me.
Shofu: RUN THE SET!!!!
Verlisify: (insert twitlonger here)
by kavtk December 26, 2018
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Waffle Spouse

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.
Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.
by Kirby369 September 6, 2013
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spoffle

Foam covers on the end of the mics that prevent "popping" (Definition: Origin: comedian Hugh Laurie, by way of comedian/author/actor Stephen Fry, by way of Patrick A. Keane.)
My P's and B's sound too sharp. Is there a spoffle around?
by Kathy Yu September 4, 2005
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