Spankulation

A speculation of an event that may occur which results in a session of masturbation.

1: I spent this morning in spankulation about how I was going to fuck Jenny tonight.

by The Vile One July 8, 2012

Spiculation

The process of when a white republic/ “old school” democrat, throws out a statistic about how many Mexicans are rapists or murders.

President Trump’ s tweets about Mexicans are pure spiculation

by Yung_dickspoon January 9, 2019

speculation

When you make a spec out of you, and some guy named lation.

See, that's the thing with speculation. You make a spec out of you, and some guy named lation.

by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 10, 2009

speckulation

A classic "Objection, Your Honor!" reason, this term refers to someone's merely theorizing regarding how/why a less-than-pristine condition came to be.

Attorney: Now, Mr. Jones, did you observe that the traffic light was about to turn red?
Witness: Well, I did see the light turn yellow.
Attorney: But you were in a hurry, eh, and that's why you did not bother to notice that the signal's red lens was spattered with mud?
Opposing attorney: Objection --- speckulation.

by QuacksO December 5, 2021

Snackulation

To eat the ejaculate of a person, either known or unknown, in order to sustain life via protein intake. Commonly a snack while on a trip of some sort.

Tiny was very hungry so her boyfriend pulled out his cock and gave her a Snackulation. She was then full and ready to keep driving.

by Navyman153 July 5, 2010

Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.

Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.

by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020

Speculation Chat

The smelly home to some of the smelliest cringiest people on the planet!

Circuit : "Help, I'm in speculation chat, and I can't get out, send help!"

by Succtron December 14, 2021