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splogoid

a small crystal like creature with small arms, no legs , usually green, although sometimes blue, which communicates to other splogoid, or plural name, splogulai, though a high ptiched squeak, above the highest frequency of human hearing, making them hard to find and detect, and are a rare species found in areas of Central Africa and some Pacific Islands, prefering a hot climate, although there has been a reported sighting in mid-Wales.

No actual recorded video or photography has been yet taken of these creatures
No actual recorded video or photography has been yet taken of splogoid or splogulai although there has been a reported sighting in mid-Wales.
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splog

A "fake" blog that offers only fake content and links. Often, splogs are promoting some other internet site. They are considered spam.
That's no blog; it's just a splog with a bunch of crappy links.
by Mimz October 13, 2005
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splogee

a fat nug staff with some OG chron and some tobaccy. spliff + OG = splogee
yo, we should smoke that splogee, dog
by DeanzList February 7, 2010
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sploshing

Verb: the act of placing food on another person, and usually eating it off of them, for pleasure. A full-bodied food fetish. Commonly used in present participal form sploshing. Can also be used as a noun splosh.
"One of my friends is a chef and has some interesting kinks...she loves to have parties where she gets to splosh her lovers with her own culinary creations."
by jerich0 June 1, 2003
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splog

A unwanted post placed on a blog that is used for soliciting purposes. Like spam, spim, spat, and spobile, these messages contain links to websites featuring the usual array of forcibly advertised online services, such as pornography, credit repair, and prescription drug sales. The messages may be made to appear as a comment from an interested reader, stating that the posted link is to a webpage relevant to the current discussion, or an invitation to view the spolgger's own personal blog.
Wow, I totally agree with you. <Click here> to check out my blog.
by Dawn Davenport March 16, 2005
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sploge fest

A masturbation party; full of guys. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people. Or jacks each other off
We had an epic sploge fest last night. Johnny's hands felt great.
by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011
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Sploge

Often referred to a person who is mentally retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person likes to go on the Gindi diet and drinks Darkfruits.
OI Ibi with the kids you are a sploge
by Theboiboi June 29, 2019
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