To laugh out loud.
Derivation: Believed to have evolved from the more popular
L.O.L. 'Spring Roll' --> 'Spling Lol' --> 'Spling'
Often used as graffiti on official parking signs in London, rendering them invalid - AKA "Rathboning"
Derivation: Believed to have evolved from the more popular
L.O.L. 'Spring Roll' --> 'Spling Lol' --> 'Spling'
Often used as graffiti on official parking signs in London, rendering them invalid - AKA "Rathboning"
by Captain Rathbone November 05, 2010
by Felix Flame May 17, 2007
by 123unicornflavouredicecream May 31, 2014
sound effect that is said when one exhibits exceptional precision. Often used in basketball, soccer, football, or other sports to describe a crafty pass
*Player 1 makes a hard back-cut to the basket*
*Player 2 shouts "Spling!* as he hits him on a no-look bounce pass splitting two defenders*
*Player 2 shouts "Spling!* as he hits him on a no-look bounce pass splitting two defenders*
by CRU55 August 02, 2016
by Chuck_Norblock January 22, 2021
Spling you, go Spling yourself. Splinging Splinger. Now Spling off and go do something with your life.
by FatSqueaker November 13, 2020
Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.
'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.
'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!
"Ello mate"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"
by ed2chef April 29, 2009