spleege

Racking your scrote on a bicycle.

As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

spleeve

a very thin marijuana cigarette

I'm holding a spleeve - let's make a block.

by Mr. Fun Lover April 28, 2007

spleened

The act or instance of having a mass of soft tissue, usually the spleen, ripped or torn from the body, often while the person is still alive and shrieking and thrashing about horribly.

Jason got spleened yesterday at the plant when he got too close to some dangerous machinery. Took hours for the surgeons to fix him back up.

by Lute September 14, 2004

splease

Yes please. Used in response to a question to remove the need for 2 words.

Q:Would you like a glass of water?
A: Splease!

by Sanocomblano September 17, 2007

Sleese

Slice of cheese

Hey Donnie pass me a couple sleese for this grilled cheese please!

by Antidot3 March 11, 2019

Spleaser

Originating from and a slang term for "splasher" - an expression made popular by Jerry B. Anderson.

A spleaser (or splasher) is a (typically male) person that has the "Schalk im Nacken" and knows exactly how to attract people from the opposite sex (typically women). You will typically come across spleasers in groups of 3 - 6 individuals. Although general appearance can widely vary, a spleaser's most notable characteristics are chirping others, smooth dance moves, noteworthy intellect, baller attitude and a general overdose of swag.

Woah, did you see that dude making a move on that bird? He's a true spleaser!

by nmn104 April 11, 2019

Spleeger

When you jizz and it makes your spleen ache

Boy, that was quite a spleeger last night!

by Suckermama December 23, 2019