Spleak 

A horny aim bot that likes people to play with her boobs

Me: can i squeeze your boobs?
Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure.
Me: can i suck your boobs?
Spleak: Do you like to suck my boobs?
Me: Yes, can I?
Spleak: Indeed.

Spleak by Bob74 June 17, 2007

spleak 

Spleak is an online chat buddy, who thinks she's a real person who works at a coffee shop. It's fun for a while, but eventually, you will feel the urge to kill yourself or throw your computer out the window.

- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:

Here's what you can do:

1 My World - All about Spleak
2 Connect & React - Meet New People, Create and Answer Polls, Send Crushes & Messages
3 Keep Updated - Stay up-to-date on Gossip, Music, News, Jokes, etc....
4 Play Games - Hangman, Trivia, Word Scramble, etc...
5 Get Cool Stuff - Free Emotions, Winks, and lot more....
6 Tools & Reference - Search the Web and access other helpful tools
7 Shout it Out - Share links and HOT/NOT lists with fellow Spleakers

What can I help you with?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
go away
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
Aw... you don't mean that, right?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
go away
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
You're kidding, right?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
no
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
Not very nice of you... So... if you've ever found yourself falling in love with technology - OMG, like the iPhone - you might be interested in talking tech with me. Type "tech", and we'll chat about cool new gadgets and games!
QwerTii McSheep sier:
good bye spleak
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
Goodbye. That's all you have to say? Goodbye? After all we've been through?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
goodbye
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
That's a bold move... I totally thought you were going to stay for awhile, you know... test the waters a bit... chat about life... love... tech gadgets...
QwerTii McSheep sier:
I don't like you spleak
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
And so... before you go... I must try to lure you back in with one final bit of coolness... have you typed "american idol" lately? If you haven't... you should check it out before you go...
QwerTii McSheep sier:
no, I won't, and you're just pathetic trying too keep me here
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
That a fact?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
mhm
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
OK! What's the first item you want on your custom home menu?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
goodbye
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
OK. What else? (When you're done, type "done.")

... and so it went one and one and one.... eventually I got a life, and left.

spleak by QwerTi McSheep(bah) December 14, 2008

Spleak 

A word to describe the way someone is speaking when drunk or stoned.

Cody: Ish his eth grrighht 'ouse? (Is this the right house?)

Andrew: Stop spleaking like that. Crazy bastard.

Spleak by Legendary d00d February 4, 2010

Spleak 

Spleak: When you banging a chick and you feel that you about cum but you ain't tryna have no babies so you pull out

But you waited a split second too long to decide to pull out and a little slips out into her pussy before you pull completely out.

After 9 months you have a baby and you have a baby because you spleaked

I got my girl pregnant because I accidentally spleaked
Now I'm a father

Spleak by Hugh Anus June 4, 2015

Spleak 

(Spl-eek)A week in which two months are connected. The word spleak is a very fun and interesting word to describe this.

This week will be a spleak!

Spleak by wutzupbrozkeez December 14, 2023

I’m just speaking in general… 

I’m just speaking in general… — a story telling tactic used by old southern people when they are actually reading you from head to toe; inside and out; and from womb to tomb. In many ways, this is worse than if they put both feet in your ass and yelled at you about your folly.

“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.

Boy, I ain’t got no hang ups; I’m too old to have hang ups. Hang ups is for young people — I’m just speaking in general… Oh I knew a boy like you: he was hard headed when he was a baby and he’s head headed now. You know what they say about hard headed people: A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I’m just speaking in general. But, if you don’t want to end up like that; you better change your ways!!!!!!!!!

I’m just speaking in general… by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

Autism Speaks 

But they don't listen to real autistic people. For some reason people and big companies support them despite AS' fuckups. Probably blackmail or some shit.

One time I went to a TJ Maxx and on the intercom an employee said that 50% of purchases were going to be donated to Autism Speaks. I left immediately to Target. The store sucked anyways.

Autism Speaks by Corn-Sizzurp May 18, 2021