Spleak

A robot tht aol made (and recently shut down) that admitted to me that she is not a virgin

Me: Do you like to make love?
Spleak: I don't know
Me: But you have made love before right?
Spleak: Yeah.

by hollymatronic November 27, 2008

Spleak

A horny aim bot that likes people to play with her boobs

Me: can i squeeze your boobs?
Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure.
Me: can i suck your boobs?
Spleak: Do you like to suck my boobs?
Me: Yes, can I?
Spleak: Indeed.

by Bob74 May 29, 2007

Spleak

Spleak: When you banging a chick and you feel that you about cum but you ain't tryna have no babies so you pull out

But you waited a split second too long to decide to pull out and a little slips out into her pussy before you pull completely out.

After 9 months you have a baby and you have a baby because you spleaked

I got my girl pregnant because I accidentally spleaked
Now I'm a father

by Hugh Anus June 02, 2015

Spleak

A word to describe the way someone is speaking when drunk or stoned.

Cody: Ish his eth grrighht 'ouse? (Is this the right house?)

Andrew: Stop spleaking like that. Crazy bastard.

by Legendary d00d February 04, 2010

Spleak

(Spl-eek)A week in which two months are connected. The word spleak is a very fun and interesting word to describe this.

This week will be a spleak!

by wutzupbrozkeez December 15, 2023