splange

to spray someone with the vapour out of a half empty Lucozade Sport bottle, preferably with an element of surprise.

go over there and splange Becky in the face when she turns around cuz shes doin my fookin head in

by Marc, Deano, Mikey & Mark January 4, 2009

Wang splang

A wang splang is when a male genitelia region (in other words a penis) is taken by the index finger from the bottem and pulled up words. The index finger owner then shouts out "WANG SPLANG" and leaves the room incospiculesly.

Did you see Greg just wang splang Billy?

by God'snephew'sson'saquantice December 4, 2010

The Splangs

The involuntary, orchestral, simultaneous movement of every muscle in your body when you are asleep... You know... that dream, where you are about to fall off a cliff/bike/hooker... then, SPLANG! and you wake up saying... What the Fuck!

Dude, I was so having a great sleep, until I got The Splangs!

by Fabulous Fabe December 10, 2008