pink spitoon

Going down on a girl when you have a big sloppy dip of chewing tobacco between your cheek and gums.

Dale: What are you gonna do when we git to the whorehouse?

Steve: I'm gonna find me one 'o them Chino girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and give her pink spitoon.

by mick92627 February 22, 2005

drity spitoon

using your chewspit as lube on her

get a good chew going and just before you put it in her spit some chaw down there like a drity spitoon.

by carny83 September 1, 2009

devil's spitoon

The space in between the human genitals and toilet seat when sitting on the toilet.

I had the sudden urge to cough up a loogie while sitting on the toilet so I hocked that motherfucker right down the Devil's spitoon

by Thuglynast February 10, 2017

salty spitoon

When you ejaculate into a girls belly button

Bitch, turn over so I can give you a salty spitoon.

by Broseidon_7 February 25, 2015

Salty Spitoon

When a guy jizzes into a girls nostril

"David gave me a salty spitoon last night"

by Pepe Dankmeme April 22, 2016

Newport Rusty Spitoon

When you're eating out a girl with a dip in your mouth, while at the same time putting a finger in her ass. You then use the same finger to take the dip out then fling it at her face.

Sal Bando just gave me a Newport Rusty Spitoon.

by Sal Bando January 17, 2010

Alaskan Spitoon

Is an act in which a man is behind his partner, beating goozles, and places his 2 index fingers inside their butthole, hooks them and pulls the anus apart. Upon doing this, he then spits his baccar juice into the cavernous opening.

I was with ol girl from up the holler and I was drowning and she offered to let me give her an Alaskan Spitoon.

by Pantyduster BT December 29, 2022