smishing

The usually involuntary act of clenching the anus while in the middle of passing a bowel moving. This generally leads to a messy situation.

I've been smishing a lot late, it's a good thing I bought stock in Charmin!

by snugw0w April 16, 2009

Swishing

When a woman sucks the entire genitalia of of a male. This is includes the entire penis as well as the scrotum. Usually the penis and balls are small enough to allow the woman to swish the items around in her mouth.

Kristi was swishing on Craigs shit yo!

by Mr Crisp August 23, 2011

slishing

A sound heard during vigorus sex.

The two of them were starting to make a slishing noise.

by Auric the Rad October 29, 2003

stishing

stoner fishing- as in, being high and seeming to fish in the smoke

"Man, last night i was so stoned i started stishing"

by babycakes123005 April 20, 2007

Spissing

Spilling your drink when pissed.

"stop spissing your drink on me"

by Rendell's Bitch December 12, 2008

Smishing

An illogical Action.

When a persons actions go beyond logical thought processes

If someone is trying to cook an egg in a cold frying pan then they are smishing because it is illogical to cooking in a cold pan

by nomeD08 June 16, 2009

Spissing

speed pissing. the mad rush to the bathroom when you show up on time for a movie but you know you have to pee before it starts.

"oh shit Samantha, Fright Night started two minutes ago i know it's still in previews but we better get some serious spissing done if we don't want to miss the beginning"

by MayorWombat September 13, 2011