Spitze

German for awesome. An exclamation used when awesome doesn't quite cut it.

Person A: What's for dinner?
Person B: Beef. It's what's for dinner.
Person A: Spitze!

by Polanoid April 15, 2010

Salisbury Spritz

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.

My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.

by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

Stirtz Lab

A place in which monumental marine ecology discoveries are found. "Where we go one, we go all. "

I went to the Stirtz Lab to study the decomposition of plankton.

by P4G0 May 9, 2022

Spritzing

When one or more persons inserts fingers into anothers rectum and rapidly moves their fingers back and forth causing fecal matter to expel in a spray paint type fashion all over the room.

"Ew Richie why do you smell so bad???"
"Sorry, Brittany and I were spritzing earlier."

by Pseudo_Pseudonym March 23, 2020

Malort spritzer

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

spitzer

To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant

Bob was on track to make regional manager until he spitzered himself

by Chip M. March 11, 2008

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016