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swigmeister

one of the hottest and most successfull players in runescape. Also a member of teamspeak with friends like overkill and mr tsr to keep him company. On mayhem maker forums he is known as the parkour crazy dancer guy
omg its swigmeister. *does dance emote in runescape*

are you the parkour guy? yea man its swigmeister
by andrew mcswiggan November 11, 2006
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Spengmeister General

The epitome of an absolute speng. A collosal speng.
Rich: Leon's not in today because kicked a solid car park bollard to see if it was hollow.
Jamie: Absolute Spengmeister General, right there.
by Founder's Dining Whore December 14, 2016
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Shitmeister

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.
Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?
by casdebom April 30, 2010
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Spankmeister

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.
Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.
by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006
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shitmeister

Someone who is constantly in the crapper taking a monster shit.
"Where is John"
"That shitmeister is in the crapper again taking a gigantic dump."
by Lauroland April 13, 2006
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seismeister

an individual who is sneaky in a suave way
justin is such a sneaky seismeister on the soccer field.
by seismeisterlova December 9, 2021
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Spunkmeister

Spunkmeister is a British insult, it roughly means someone skilled in sperm and correlates to a virgin.
Blake: Nathaniel, you are such a spunkmeister
Nathaniel: What the hell man! No, I'm not.
by Bl8ek May 14, 2022
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