Spinch

When you’re a bitch who likes spinach

You’re being a spinch right now Amy.

by effdawgg September 21, 2020

Spinch

A spinch is a bird known to perch up in high locations also known as glitches. The spinch does not have talons however the spinch carries rockets and grenades. People believe he evolved from the peacefull Finch species in a natural seclection type attempt to fight off human activity in its natural environment. may be accompanied by a Maholms

Oh My god. is that a ..... this is the last thought it ones head when they see the smoke trail from a spinch rocket.

by Maholms September 27, 2009

Spinch

A really dirty bumhole.

Tom - 'Not had a shower today, still got clumps of poo in my ass pubes and its fucking itchy'

Catherine - 'ewww, spinch'

by MrMingeMunch October 30, 2011

Spinch

A tiny amount of anything, including but not limited to time, ingredients, or feelings

Traffic is really bad, I may be a spinch late

by Ben Grande June 1, 2018

Spinch

Back when being gay was illegal people had to come up with code words to mean gay one of these was the word "spinch."

"Hey man are you Spinch?"
"Yeah man lets go to stonewall."

by MariaHernandez8879904 April 27, 2022

Spinch

Spinch - to pinch the sphincter to avoid turtle heading.

Or sometimes an unfortunate misspelling of Spinach which happens to be a delicious highly nutritious green leafy vegetable. That happens to be quite beneficial to your colon.
Spinch/Spinach --------> BIG DIFFERENCE!

You had better use the loo now, or you'll be in a real spinch later.

We got ta get out of here man! I'm totally spinching.

I'm brooding a spinch.

by LauraLeeLee May 25, 2021

spinched

to be mentally and physically destroyed

(arguing)
guy 1: i fucked your mom
guy 2: your gonna regret that you bitch
(fighting)
guy 1: (super punch)
(guy 2 is knocked out)
spectator: damn that guy just got spinched!

by spinch boy November 15, 2023