Sidecock

When you can see your cock hanging out the side of your shorts.

Did you see Jake over there he had a major case of sidecock.

by LAfonta April 20, 2020

spidercock

A veiny penis or a veiny, hairy penis. Or one who hunts bar flies.

He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.

by Stacker Gilder January 24, 2021

Sidecock

a penis, as seen from the side or back, so only part of one side of it, typically the side of the head is visible.

Wow, while the guy was changing, I saw some amazing sidecock.

by Peter Boyer March 24, 2008

sidecock

The word sidecock is derived from sidekick, it is a derogatory term, used to highlight the inept or ineffective qualities of a sidekick.

Batman and his sidecock Robin

by offy July 7, 2007

Sidecock

When somebody joins in on a conversation without knowing anything and sucks someone’s cock on the side.

The word sidecock is a higher badge then the phrase dick rider or meat rider.

by CEO sidecock February 22, 2021

Sidecock

When somebody joins in on a conversation without knowing anything and sucks someone’s cock on the side.

The word sidecock is a higher badge then the phrase dick rider or meat rider.

by CEO sidecock February 22, 2021

Spidercock

A rare species of spider that have a cock attached to their body, usually found in Uganda

"LOOK OUT ITS A SPIDERCOCK!!!"

by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023