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Spess

Long beach state term that means someone is a member of the "sticky" bandits. Also, it means someone who shits or poops on competition, most commonly beer pong.
by spessmee December 21, 2008
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SPESS

Italian word used by Spinaci, it usually means "my ass".
-That work needs to be done by today.
-SPESS!
by sespess May 24, 2017
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that’s a bit spesh

“that’s a bit spesh
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spress screening

The showing of a motion picture for the press on a Monday morning, prior to the movie's official release.
Arnaud went to the spress screening today.
Laura could not believe she missed the spress screening.
by Book_face June 8, 2010
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New Hoe-stess Syndrome

When you start a new job at a restaurant as a hostess and within a week you have already slept with at least one of the people that work there.
I just got hired as a hostess at a restaurant on monday and on friday night I slept with the douchiest waiter that works there...yup definitely got a case of New Hoe-stess Syndrome.
by jstringy October 14, 2011
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smess

a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.
John was a right twat, a total smess infact.
by Red Eye September 20, 2003
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shit specs

Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.
"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"

"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"
by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011
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