spermatophobia

One who has a fear of semen/sperm

Teddi has a fear of being ejaculated on. She has spermatophobia.

by Isabella Tatiana December 26, 2010

spermatorrhea

The uncontrollable flow of sperm from the penis due to a failure of qi.

"Hey man, it looks like you spilled some yogurt on your pants."

"Oh, no, i didn't. My qi is all outta whack and now i've got a terrible case of spermatorrhea."

by Morgoth the dark lord of dirt February 1, 2010

spermato

When you hollow out a tomato and 3 or more people cun into it

Let's get a spermato sandwich

by chillingallday1 November 23, 2017

Spermatory

A facility that remanufactures male sperm and strictly vow on being environmentally friendly by refusing, reusing and recycling.

"I volunteered down at the spermatory today so I could give back to my community."

by Heavenlysinner420 November 14, 2020

spermatically

A term often used on Corporate Conference calls to illustrate when similar things appear or happen at irregular intervals in time; occasional:

Often used publicaly.

Toni spermatically articulates herself by inventing a new word.

in a sporadic manner; "he only works sporadically"

by DanielD April 15, 2007

spermatophagus

a bird that feeds on seeds.

A finch is a spermatophagus.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

Spermato

A literal mixture of sperm and ketchup.
Sometimes used with chicken nuggets, stake, and shrimp. Can be used for bed time fun.

Yo dad, can I get some of this spermato for my dry ass nuggies?

by Spermy butt August 26, 2022