A Father or a dead beat dad.
by Jazzy09 June 18, 2009
A sperm donor only does what the courts ordered him to do, pay for health insurance and see child 4 days a month. Can't be bothered with a sick child, ER visits, doctors appointments, procedures, lab work or hospital stays.
by Autismsucks November 15, 2011
"Why don't you ask your husband to watch the kids for girls night out?" Girl #1 asks.
"Girl please. He aint no daddy, he's just a sperm donor. I'll see if I can get a sitter." Girl # 2 says.
"Girl please. He aint no daddy, he's just a sperm donor. I'll see if I can get a sitter." Girl # 2 says.
by Bollywood Beast May 19, 2011
A Sperm Donor is a guy who goes to a Sperm Bank/Clinic and masturbates until he ejaculate all of his sperm into a cup. Then the clinic is supposed to give it to a girl who wants to have a kid.
The sperm donor's intention is to merely gets paid for donating his sperm and have no financial responsibilities for the child that comes from the girl who injects his sperm into her vagina! - Period!
However, some girls try to sue the guy who donated his semen to her for child support, KNOWING that the guy only donated his sperm cuz he thought he wouldn't have to support the child!
The sperm donor's intention is to merely gets paid for donating his sperm and have no financial responsibilities for the child that comes from the girl who injects his sperm into her vagina! - Period!
However, some girls try to sue the guy who donated his semen to her for child support, KNOWING that the guy only donated his sperm cuz he thought he wouldn't have to support the child!
*Location: Sperm Clinic*
Smart, successful and sexy teenage boy (18 years old) after masturbating and ejaculating out all of his sperm turns to the nurse and says: "Okay, here's my sperm.- This is anonymous and I won't have to pay child support later cuz that's what a sperm donor is, right?"
Nurse: Absolutely! Now here's your $600 for your donation.
****** 9 Months Later*****
Girl who injected the guys sperm and birthed a baby gets a lawyer to call the guy who jacked off for money: "Hello, your sperm was responsible for the birth of this child, so I'll see you in court to discuss you paying child support to this girl for the next EIGHTEEN YEARS!
Guy: WTF?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S NOT FAIR! - THIS IS SO FUCKING MESSED! HOW IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED?!?!
Lawyer: Federal Law: Your Sperm=Your Baby. - See you in court.
***The End***
Smart, successful and sexy teenage boy (18 years old) after masturbating and ejaculating out all of his sperm turns to the nurse and says: "Okay, here's my sperm.- This is anonymous and I won't have to pay child support later cuz that's what a sperm donor is, right?"
Nurse: Absolutely! Now here's your $600 for your donation.
****** 9 Months Later*****
Girl who injected the guys sperm and birthed a baby gets a lawyer to call the guy who jacked off for money: "Hello, your sperm was responsible for the birth of this child, so I'll see you in court to discuss you paying child support to this girl for the next EIGHTEEN YEARS!
Guy: WTF?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S NOT FAIR! - THIS IS SO FUCKING MESSED! HOW IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED?!?!
Lawyer: Federal Law: Your Sperm=Your Baby. - See you in court.
***The End***
by Penisboy123 December 31, 2010
When a woman can't make up her mind on what sperm donor to use, or if she likes to live dangerously. She uses multiple donors at the same time and attempts to have a child.
Guy1- "Did you hear about Jenny? She can't make up her mind."
Guy2- "She should just play sperm donor roulette."
Guy2- "She should just play sperm donor roulette."
by Upsidedownfishing October 10, 2014
The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.
"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022