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Speedy Gonzales

Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.

Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.
Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008
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Speedlin

v. The act of walking a soccer ball into the opposing goal or ones own goal as demonstrated by the great David Speedlin in a Central Catholic soccer game, thus making one's opponents or self, respectively, look like a jackass.

n. An instance in which the proceeding occurs.
"Dude I just Speedlined your ass in FIFA!!!"
Spppeeeeeedlin!
by Ryan and Stamm October 18, 2006
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speedyrogamer

famous Romanian streamer who likes to milk money from his viewers. He also likes big cocks
P1 : Did you watch speedyrogamer today?
P2 : Yea, he got a 200 donation and ignored it because he was watching Gachi
by kewta October 1, 2019
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cunty speedy men

if you have a friend called jim and your name is mazdak cunty speedy men will run and float while beating the shit out of old disabled women
by shittymale June 2, 2018
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speedycat

the old saying: speedycat sure is speeeedy!

he was found in the chat room known as Speedychat. someone made and type-o and a guy got the song: speedy cat by Y&Co.
then he put the song on a flash. along with it has speedycat fyling in the air to the music. when you click on the moon he goes way way fast, along with the msic speeding up as well.

then that's when one of the 4chan cats came alive: speedycat! (speedycat sure is speedy)
speedycat, a cat that is fast, yellow, and can fly
by mad_muffinz November 26, 2006
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Speedy Piss

When you have to take a piss but your right in the middle of doing somethin, like watching a movie at a movie theater. So, what you do is go to the bathroom and force your pee as fast as you can out of your body, and go back to what you were doing.
"I was right in the middle of the movie when i had to go pee. So i ran to the restroom and took a Speedy Piss."
by AddamsAppleDude January 24, 2010
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Speedy Gonzalez

When one combines a can of classic Coca-Cola with 3-4 teaspoons of instant coffee.
Crack Fiend: You got any of that crack?

You: No, but I can make you a Speedy Gonzalez.
by Quigonzo March 16, 2012
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