Seamless 15

Similar to "Freshman 15;" when a first year investment banking analyst (usually a male) continuously maxes out his firm's SeamlessWeb allowance. This, combined with extended periods of sitting in front of a screen, high levels of stress, heavy boozing, and little to no exercise, results in a quick 15-pound weight gain.

Analyst 1: "Did you see Kevin back at Christmas? Dude got FAT!"

Analyst 2: "That's what happens when you order Chinese and buy 2 appetizers, 2 entrées, and a dessert every night just because you get to spend $30 on dinner."

Analyst 1: "Ahh... the Seamless 15."

by Wall Street Fatty January 4, 2011

seamless panties

An alternative to the thong or g-string, seamless panties are a form of women's undergarment in which panty lines cannot be seen underneath tight clothing (such as leggings) as it is made up of seamless material.

Contrary to popular belief, women wear seamless panties when they *DON'T* want panty lines....they wear *thongs* when they *DO* want attention.

by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008

shit speckles

Little brown spots underneath the toilet seat after taking a shit..

Melissa hates when she has to clean shit speckles from the kids bathroom

by muff-69-diver March 13, 2023

Speakers Going Hammer

When one's speakers are reminiscent of construction and/or home demolition. This term is coined by a gentleman named Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, who is from the native land of Chicago.

...because I got my speakers going hammer, BAMMER BAMMER BAMMER

by a.m. in the p.m. December 10, 2010

Speakers Disease

A disease in which the individual infected exhibits uncontrollable speaking that disrupts and bothers everyone around them.

Person 1 "You wanna go talk to Joel"
Person 2 "Nah he has a terrible case of speakers disease today"

by Parthex March 19, 2020

seamless

Seamless (noun) - Used to describe a situation where everyone is told it will work perfectly, when in fact it's an unmitigated clusterfuck.

Support Agent: The transfer of your service will be seamless.
Raging Old Person: THEN WHY THE F**K ISNT IT WORKING
Support Agent: Uhh, let me talk to an engineer...

by Messy Sky Support Agent November 19, 2010

Kimbo Slice Speakers

Loud Ass BASS knocking you out in the STL

My Trunk hits so hard, I've got those Kimbo Slice Speakers.

by b_style August 11, 2009