Spatchcock

When a guy is going down on you but you have nothing but two bottles of wine in your stomach, so you just vom all over his face.

"Emily, you just spatchcocked me on Thanksgiving. Now I have to get the wine out of our fake tree." -- Blake

"Just leave it for the dog. I don't even have a his anymore." -- Emily

by cm2342 November 27, 2020

Spatchcock

A spineless coward -- much like a spatchcocked chicken with its backbone butchered off

You spatchcock! How can you not call him a dick to his face

by napping bunny March 23, 2022

Spatchcock

To be so thoroughly intoxicated that one is effectively obliterated—experiencing memory loss, impaired judgment, and conspicuously foolish behavior.

Usage: Often used jokingly or self-deprecatingly to describe an extreme loss of composure due to alcohol.

After the party, Will admitted he was completely spatchcocked and spent the next day apologizing.

by Tarantula08 December 31, 2025

Wisconsin Spatchcock

You brine your partner in beer then lay them flat with their arms and legs spread. You proceed to pump them full of your gravy while wearing a Brett Farve jersey and eating cheese.

After a long Thanksgiving day and a big Packer win, the old lady let me Wisconsin Spatchcock her on the kitchen floor.

by Holyhellthatsadinosoar November 25, 2025

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.

That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.

by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017

Squatchcock

Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.

balls stank nasty

Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"

by Jess and Nina May 15, 2016

Spackcock

A cross between spastic and cock originates from the uk troops in Iraq in 2003 now widely used in the forces........

Ed is such a spackcock for an officer.......

by AJ212 August 7, 2009