sparky deathcap

a solo project by robert n taylor. sparky deathcap was active from 2008 or 2009 (there isn't very clear information on the internet) to 2010, when robert joined a band called los campesinos! and became their multi-instrumentalist. many of sparky deathcap's songs aren't available online, but five of them, september, send it to oslo, winter city ghosts, glasgow is a punk rock town and berlin syndrome are.

person 1: "hey, guess what i just found out."
person 2: "what ?"
person 1: "that guy i mentioned to you, sparky deathcap ? i finally found out why he stopped making music, he joined los campesinos! in 2010 !"
person 2: "ooohhh so that's why !"

person a: "does anyone know the song in the beginning of the video ?"
person b: "yeah, it's september by sparky deathcap"
person a: "cool, thanks !"

by no, i think i will February 1, 2021

Sparx Maths

The worst form of torture known to mankind.

Dave: Give me the launch codes or i'll make you do sparx maths
Bartholomew: 57436878

by lord_farquaads_left_nostril October 15, 2022

Sparx maths

A great way to get clinical depression

Robber: Give me the money now or I’ll make you do sparx maths bitch

Me: here you go

by An Australian sandwich i guess April 25, 2023

Sparx Maths

A website that was somehow made by a disgusting sub-human entity. There 10 tasks, which in turn all contain anywhere from 5 to 20 questions EACH. And on top of that, it prompts you with disgusting little "minigames" which are just optional pieces of homework that no one in their right mind would purposely choose to complete.

Sparx Maths: "Solve this quadratic and find the value of X when raised to the power of 62 divided by 3 and then use it to calculate the first 7 terms of this sequence."

Me: *skips the Sparx Maths question because whatthehell*

Teacher:"EWHY DIDNT SYOU ASKDGF OR HELP WFROM A PARENT WIUTH YOUR SPARX MATHS"

by Sbeb January 12, 2023

Ya mum's a sparky

A quick and witty insult to flabbergast the other person. Works like a charm and acts as the ultimate insult.

Karen: "Your car is too loud!"
Nik: "Ya mum's a sparky!"

by dogtrue August 8, 2020

sparkin' ole Sparky

When you drag your feet ascross nylon carpeting to build up a static charge then zap your dog "Sparky" on the nose.They hate that shit.

I got bit on the leg sparkin' ole Sparky.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

lisa sparxxx

American adult film star, with a hot ass and huge tits, she is reputed to hold the world gang bang record, having sex with 919 men in one day. She also appears in several milf orientated films, despite only being 25.

Lisa Sparxx is the reason I love porn

by BarryJ June 11, 2006