sarson

A sarson is a very baggy vagina.

For example you could say, I went to my girls house pulled down her trousers and panties to reveal a gaping sarson. I ran away and never returned.

by Harambeftw December 13, 2016

Spardon

An unwanted sudden erection, usually in public.

I got a spardon yesterday in town, it was horrible, I think some people noticed.

by Muckduckaw April 9, 2016

Sparona

Somebody who spends a lot of time in a spa or hot tub and contracts a virus and leaves their team mates hanging

Oh that butter's he's got that Sparona virus

by Creamininmyjocks May 8, 2024

Sparsenberger

One who lives on a sparsely covered mountains or hills.

My sparsenberger family are always seeking new plant growing techniques

by Cybak January 23, 2025

Shaking out a Sarson's

A phrase to imply a male who is masturbating. This includes making a 'vinegar face' at the end, producing the classic sound of vinegar bring shaken out of a small hole, and releasing potentially eye-watering goods.

"I was just in the toilet shaking out a Sarson's"

"I shook out a Sarson's all over their face. They were crying for days"

by Falz_13 April 22, 2018

Mr. Searson

Mr. Searson is a very short teacher…

Aubri: Mr. Searson is so short!

Danica: I know right!

by Mjkwrite2 March 21, 2022

Mr. Searson

A very short teacher.

Aubri: Mr. Searson is so short

Danica: my mother pays me to be your friend
Aubri: *Lets dog escape*

by Mjkwrite2 March 21, 2022