Sparknotes

A website that enables one who read the book to further enhance their understanding of said book. This website helps us to... ah who am I kidding?

Sparknotes is man's best friend. Hell, it helped man graduate from high school.

Everyone uses it. Everyone loves it. 'nuff said.

Person 1: Hey man, you ready for the Huckleberry Finn test tomorrow?
Person 2: Aw shit man, I completely forgot about that! I didn't even start reading!
-10 minutes later-
Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna rape that test tomorrow! ILOVEYOU SPARKNOTES!

by roflolmaocopter February 25, 2011

sparknotes

The lazy persons way to do a book report, study for a test, or do a project without...acually reading the book.

Designed for: Kids who sleep, annoying kids, hung-over college students, Super-seniors, and everyone else who thinks reading is gay.

Kid 1(on instant messanger): God im finally done with that fucking book and the book report, Rose of Sharon is a stinky hoe.
Kid 2(on Instant messanger): Oh shit i gotta finish that
::10 minutes later::
Kid 1(on Instant messanger): Give up?
Kid 2(on Instant messanger): Fuck no i used Sparknotes

by Flyinsquirrel992 May 1, 2006

sparknotes

a gift to man from On High! a way for every lazy high schooler to get the jist of nearly any book while letting the gay kids actually go through the trouble of reading a book all the way through...

don't use Sparknotes if you think Starbucks is a cool place to hang out or you're a guy and like it in the pooper...

read Gulliver's Travels by tomorow? fuck that I've got xBox to play...I'll just Sparknote it...

this is Sparknotes...this is beer...

by Samuel I. December 14, 2005

Auntie Sparknotes

Auntie Sparknotes is a humor/advice columnist at the website sparknotes.com

Auntie Sparknotes and her confidence pants-wearing lobsters vs. Dan Bergstein in werewolf form; who would win?

by SpiffyAlien July 5, 2010

SparkNotes

A life saving website that explains all the books you are forced to read in class chapter by chapter giving you the ability to skate through the book tests without ever reading a page of it.

My god SparkNotes saved my grade!

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

sparknosed

To be stoned, according to really stoned people in my garage.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, I'm so sparknosed right now! (Dumb Grin)

by Elroy Blues December 23, 2005