swajaculate

when swaggin off, swaggle is the result. it lands on everyone and eventually coats the entire room, becoming the life of the party.

wyatt: look at brandon over there, talkin it up with 7 bangin babes and swaggin off in the corner.
cody: dude i think some swaggle just landed on me (goes and swags on multiple women)
wyatt: WTF!!?! brandon come swagg off on me!!
brandon: no man can swajaculate under pressure, chill out for a minute while i start yankin my swag stick

by Batman Robbins November 9, 2011

spalculate

to fuck up.

combination of the words "spastic" and "calculate".

well you really spalculated that one!

by ta May 7, 2004

Shejaculate

What a woman expels from her vagina when she has an orgasm. Recent statistics on how often and how much a woman discharges when she orgasms are still scant and indicate little has changed since Shere Hite wrote "The Hite Report," 1981. Research indicates shejaculate is comprised of fructose, glucose, prostatic specific antigen (PSA), which is said to originate in the Skene's Gland. It is safe to say, a small portion )or more) of what is shejaculated during orgasm is urine.

Mary Jane's shejaculate tasted sweet as mascato wine unfortunately few people knew how to get it to cum out.

by Cathy Comedie January 23, 2021

spaculated

to specutate a spastic person.

I spaculated john, and agreed he was spastic.

by Johnel November 2, 2005

specjaculate

verb

To cause a fanboy to spontaneously ejaculate over unfounded speculation and rumors regarding upcoming company products.

Mac zealots around the world specjaculated after seeing some faked shots of a rumored Apple iVideoPhonePod.

by iceberg July 16, 2008

skyjaculate

to ejaculate into the air by lying in a supine position.

While masturbating, the jerk skyjaculated ad nauseam.

by uttam maharjan November 13, 2010

Subjaculated

The speaking of millions of subjects in one fucking sentence. It's just too much to follow in one sentence, so it's like getting splurged on with the English language.

Note: May cause temporary paralysis as you are getting mind fucked.

Person #1 "Dude, did you know I like Birds, Computers, Cars, Phones, Boats, Planes, Condoms, Sex, Buildings, Water, Food, The Color Blue, and Air?

Person #2 "Dude, you just subjaculated all over me and my mind is now fucked."

by Theman15 April 7, 2011